#drarry "The Chudley Cannons are bound to finish last this year too." thanks. "Helena, you're so lucky you're the youngest, you get away with everything!" Lupin sees a struggling Draco Malfoy and decides to adopt the child, but first, he has to get Lucius Malfoy out of the way-legally of course. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Best not think about muggles here, Draco thought to himself as he strolled along the corridor towards the manors great hall. Acompanhe-nos: bonsall oaks development Facebook. Draco shuddered, shutting down the thought as he entered the manors great hall. tip: arthur merlin words>1000 sort:hits. Unfortunately for Harry, this time it was both. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. Voldemort is the main villain from the "Harry Potter" series. Draco pointed to Harry and continued "I LOVE YOU HARRY POTTER!". In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. Judy goes to Zootopia with her sister (Y/N). "And even if there was, I'mcurious.". Finding his spot next to father and mother, Draco sat down, staring resolutely ahead of himself. "I was sure if mum and dad sent a howler that Tawny would too." Harry began to read aloud. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} For more information, please see our Will parody do? The goal: survive at all costs. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. He was shaking while he put on his robes and he ignored the concerned looks from Harry. Set to live with a mated couple, Hermione and Ron, for the last year of his schooling, Draco finds himself thrust into an unknown . There was a post on Tumblr that J.K. Rowling revealed in an interview that Lily was pregnant with another child when Voldemort came for a little visit on Halloween. Elizabeth Monrowe and Felicity Sparks are the two marauders Sirius didn't mention. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILLME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works But sure enough, an owl flew through the room, skimming over the table before dropping a red envelope in front of The Dark Lord. The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss. So young Harry thought that to compensate, he would get on . The morning after Halloween Harry was enjoying his breakfast with Ron and their new friend Hermione when his family owl, Noctua, landed in front of him on the Gryffindor table. Voldemort found James and Lily Potter and planned to kill the family. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} As Hermione was about to lecture Harry a pitch black owl flew into the Great Hall and landed in front of Harry. #dobby #dracomalfoy #drarry #harry #harrypotter #hermione #hogwarts #lordvoldemort #luciusmalfoy #ron #ronweasley #snape #umbridge I didnt have anything to do with this. "Ah! a chuckle could be heard from beside the young [h/c] girl. The name Tom Riddle was inspired by a real person, and the name Voldemort has a deeper meaning. He gets involved in much the same trouble as his canon self, but doesn't quite have the good name of Harry Potter, leading Dumbledore and co. to become wary of him. The room was silent for a second before Lord Voldemort and Lucius yelled in unison, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FILTHY HOUSE ELF/DOBBY". Victory is watching the horror dawn on the enemies' faces at the sight of him. ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. besides the man crouching on the floor, there was one . Work Search: What would happen if Voldemort received a howler? 24. r/HPfanfiction 12 days ago. Voldemort takes notice of him after he feels their scar connection at a Malfoy party and starts writing him letters. The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. yeah :D i think I read that one and have no problem read it once more. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction K+ | Words: 644 | Reviews: 2 | Favs: 6 | Follows: 2 | Published: 2/5/2018 | Status: Complete | id: 12825622 | Language: English | Genre: Parody/Humor | Characters: Voldemort | Download: EPUB or MOBI, It's not the main thrust of the story at all, but there is some letter writing between Harry and Voldemort in linkffn(When Harry Met Wednesday). Losing her muggle mother early on as a casualty of the wizarding war, Abigail is raised dutifully by the very young, freshly graduated Marauders. Please consider turning it on! Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. 442. complainers of magical cores. Harry faltered. "He is breaking the law!". Harry complained while Helena gave her brother a smug smile. "Exactly." and with that Dobby dropped the howler in front Lord Voldemort and popped away. Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression. And that was how Harry Potter got two howlers from his parents the next morning. He was terrifying to every student but to five girls. and our Draco scattered with the rest of the Death Eaters, planning to spend the rest of the evening in his room instead of looking for Potter. Harry grabbed hold of some of the sheets on Ron's bed and motioned for Draco to do the same. And if it was possible, his already messy hair looked messier. The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. I've given Harry a little sister because I don't think James and Lily would let Harry be an only child. Helena shrugged her narrow shoulders. linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. "They're so cool! It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. (Lil' drarry) Not what was expected of him. Draco shrank back into his seat, his face heating with embarrassment and fear. Site: [fanfiction.net][139924237154512:site] | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 4,812 | Reviews: 126 | Favs: 662 | Follows: 106 | Published: 3/16/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3442851 | Language: English | Genre: Humor | Characters: Harry P., Severus S. | Download: [EPUB][139924237154512:epub] or [MOBI][139924237154512:mobi] [139924237154512:site]: http://www.fanfiction.net/ [139924237154512:epub]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=epub [139924237154512:mobi]: http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=3442851&source=ff&filetype=mobi, linkao3(archiveofourown.org/works/427653/chapters/719529). FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILL ME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? It was possible. He opened his mouth, possibly to curse, but he never got that far. What if Voldemort chose Neville? ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. "Want to help me wake Ron?" When they do they increase in sound." No one but his mother ever asked him what he thought, no one ever asked what he wanted. Was Potter making fun of The Dark Lord? YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR GODFATHER AND ME ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GET BACK FOR CHRISTMAS. The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. The Weasley owl, Errol, was perched atop a bowl of fruits, too tired to fly up to the owlery. Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. Yes child I am talking about Sirius Black, you are a lot like him you know. If it is not opened or there is a delay in opening it, the letter smoulders, explodes violently, and shouts . The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. ~ ~ ~ YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT I AM NOT SENDING YOU SWEETS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS AND WILL INSTRUCT YOUR FATHER AND GODFATHER TO DO THE SAME!" .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} Harry smiled. https://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_Means_War/1__Surprise_Snog/. Once bright and opulent, the manor now felt like a shell of its former self. The howler was growing in size and Voldemort just looked at it distastefully, "Lucius what is that?" 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